glitter is the herpes of craft supplies because it gets on you once and then pops up unexpectedly for the rest of your life at the most inopportune moments
there’s a gay silence nearby just throwing glitter at people just to fuck with them
earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that